In need of sleep? Look no further: THE BEAST AND THE VIXENS review

Here’s a more realistic interpretation of what the legend of Big Foot is REALLY about; The reason why the hairy beast lives out in the woods is because he looks at college girls who get nekkid and have sex. So, I guess what you have here is a somewhat different twist on the classic tale of Beauty and the Beast in the form of a cheap, trashy 70’s exploitation movie about a sex-crazed yeti. The plot? Big Foot is walking around in the woods looking at naked chicks and hippies who sing folk songs – for the love of all that is holy, cover your ears! Big Foot then gets horny and kidnaps a couple of hot girls and brings them to his cave. That’s about it. And you don’t get to see what he does with them either, because the movie suddenly decides to call it a night.

There’s not much sex in the film. Just a couple of non-erotic scenes where the hippies take their clothes off and kiss each other on the neck. So, if you expect to see innocent girls being seduced by a hairy creature, don’t bother with this Junk McCrap. I like to make ​​fun of Hercules Against the Moonmen, but I hereby take back all the negative stuff I’ve ever said about that film, because Hercules Against the Moonmen was a heavenly pleasure compared to this awful thing. At least they could have made the film cheezy in a “so bad it’s fun” sort of way? But nooo, it’s so unbelievably bad that it actually causes nausea, quickly followed by numbness, sneezing, diarrhea – something that resembles the flu. It’s boring and I wish I’d never ever heard of the damn thing, despite the fact that it stars one of the most famous nudie girls from the 1970’s, Uschi Digard.

The Beast and the Vixens (Aka. Beauties and the Beast, Desperately Seeking Yeti)
Release year: 1974
Country: USA
Director: Ray Nadeau
Starring: Uschi Digard
Here's a more realistic interpretation of what the legend of Big Foot is REALLY about; The reason why the hairy beast lives out in the woods is because he looks at college girls who get nekkid and have sex. So, I guess what you have here is a somewhat different twist on the classic tale of Beauty and the Beast in the form of a cheap, trashy 70's exploitation movie about a sex-crazed yeti. The plot? Big Foot is walking around in the woods looking at naked chicks and hippies who sing folk songs - for the love of all that is holy, cover your…

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User Rating: 3.04 ( 2 votes)

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