A walking weapon that never misses: Top 10 CHUCK NORRIS movies

Today we salute the king of all kings – the man who is awake 25hrs a day and can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris IS the force and he knows the meaning of life (because he wrote it). And did you know he is a famous inventor? He created pain, agony, torture and puppies. All of his movies are at a level beyond great (they actually had to be redone as critics heads exploded from the sheer awesomeness), but I somehow managed to trim them down to a top 10. Behold:

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  1. Solid list. I’d have put The Octagon a little higher, but otherwise awesome.

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